Chapter 1: Princess Lay Her and her mature-aged droids
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agent, the Grand Mock Lachlan, young Princess Lay Her races home aboard her motor-scooter, custodian of the policies that can help her platform and restore diversity to the ghetto. . .
Knowing that the evil Grand Mock Lachlan was only minutes away, Princess Lay Her entrusts the policies to her faithful sequin-encrusted protocol droid Kin-Zee-3.0. Together with his longterm companion AC-DC, they travel to the surface of the desert planet of Newtown.Coincidently, Newtown happens to be the home planet of young farmboy Luke Fencesitter who, while working for his uncle, dreams of adventure and romance with beautiful princes, brave princesses, and talented rectangular plastic objects!
