Queer Wars

This is a work of pure fiction and creative artistic expression. Any resemblance to persons, organisations or events is purely coincidental.

A long, long time ago... (when men were real men, women were real women, and trannies were rectangular plastic objects that required a 9V battery and produced music and songs) In a ghetto far, far away... It is a period of civil elections. Rebel tickets, striking with a revolutionary platform, have won their first victory against the evil GayActing Empire. During the lead up to the election, rebel bi's managed to publish letters to the editor of the ghetto's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR OBSERVER, a weekly publication with enough power to destroy an entire board.

Chapter 1: Princess Lay Her and her mature-aged droids

Chapter 2: Enter Dark Leather

Chapter 3: Luke Fencesitter yearns for adventure

Chapter 4: Oh Bi One!

Chapter 5: Hand Solo and Poo Packer

Chapter 6: Interrogation by the Board

Chapter 7: Initiating Luke

Interlude: When Hope is briefly lost

Chapter 8: Mega-Sauna-World

Chapter 9: "If you strike me now..."

created by GYPSY ROSE